Valentine's Day sucks my scrotom. It is the most pointless holiday out of all the holidays. i have no idea why I though this one would be any different than the last one, or the one before that even. I was so excited earlier today cause I was supposed to go out to a fancy dinner with this girl i really like, but When it come time to leave to pick her up i call her and her phone is turned off. so i called her other number and her mom tells me that she went out already. So i am like what the fuck. I already spent 30 bucks on roses, reservations for tonight at the place we were gonna eat amke you put down a 25 dollar deposite on a table which i now dont get back. Ah, dating is bull shit. 
I am sorry your Valentine's day sucked. I spent my V-day cooking and cleaning.
next time you see her hit her with an egg! that always works