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1. yah im an asshole, most of the time i found people so terrible uniteresting that i rather dont go to party then listen to what they have to say

2. i drink...a lot. when im sad i drink, when im happy im drink, when im super horny...well that means i was drinking before. Yah i know its bad. No, i dont think im alcoholic. Yes, denying it probably means im alcoholic.

3. Im not a barsexual. If i wanna kiss hot girl in a bar...i will more likely do it in bathroom...i never do it for audince.

4. My dream is to sleep with myself...no, masturbation is not what i mean. I wanna multiply myself and then fuck the other me.

5. No, im probably not bisexual. I just like women who look like me.

6. Obviously im vain...but not obsessed with myself. I dont care if i leave the house without the make-up on, i dont care when i wake up after party and look like shit....not because i think i always look hot....no, its just because i dont give a fuck.

7. Yah i do lie. Not now though...what i said above is true. I hate people who claim they never lie. I hate people who make up shit to look more interesting.

8. Buying shoes every now and then keeps me happy.

9. Im prob most absent-minded person in the world.

10. Sometimes i feel like i lack those common goals other people have. There might be something wrong with me.