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Ok.. So I must say I went into Zombieland with very low expectations.. (I found it to be a safe play) and was amazed at one of the greatest films I've ever seen.. This is the Citizen Kane and Casablanca of Zombie flicks..

Breathtaking..

...waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me
I'm waking up all alone, waking up so relieved
while you're taking your time with apologies,
I'm making my plans for revenge
Red eyes on orange horizons
If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge
I'd drive straight off the edge...



At least I am trying to tell myself this after a...
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In the immortal words of Guttermouth....

Howdy folks it's me again got a message to convey
I'm so confused what's to lose I think I might turn gay (OK Not Really at all)...

It may in fact be time for my beard of shame however.... (Lagwagon provides a better alternative..)

If you get either of these references you probably know what kind of a week...
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Ok... So a friend of mine just sprung that she wants to give me my Christmas present tomorrow in the form of an adopted kitty.. She has filled out all the paperwork and whatnot and he is ready to go.. It is all very sudden.. I absolutely love cats (and dogs, and horses, and elephants, and pretty much any animal you can find) but it...
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Poli-Sci for Dummies

DEMOCRATIC
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST
You have two cows....
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