I love you coffee
You are my friend
Yes, I am friends with coffee
Actually coffee and I are more than friends
You are jealous
Jealous of the love that coffee and I have for each other
However, I will not be sticking my penis in coffee
Not after the second-degree burns I got last time
The blister I got made it look like I had TWO heads
I love coffee but I hate frat boys
I'm off to go make coffee all day
But first I will listen to "Carry on Wayward Son" in the shower
Three Times
Maybe I will join a gang so I have an excuse to make hand signals
You are my friend
Yes, I am friends with coffee
Actually coffee and I are more than friends
You are jealous
Jealous of the love that coffee and I have for each other
However, I will not be sticking my penis in coffee
Not after the second-degree burns I got last time
The blister I got made it look like I had TWO heads
I love coffee but I hate frat boys
I'm off to go make coffee all day
But first I will listen to "Carry on Wayward Son" in the shower
Three Times
Maybe I will join a gang so I have an excuse to make hand signals
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sydni:
funny, I hate frat boys too.
lankakitten:
I hate frat boys and that damn song too. You would've liked the weekends events I think.
