cosyne

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Cosyne finds another fun way to torture his roommate

My roommate is SO annoying
She complains about dirty dishes and the like
So the other day I did this.
Yesterday though, I may have one-upped myself
You see, I poured some of her soymilk into a bowl
Then I ACTUALLY dipped my balls in it
Then I poured the soymilk back into the container
Louie from 'The State' was always an inspiration
I can hardly wait for her to drink some
Hopefully, she'll say, "This soymilk tastes like nutsack!"
And I'll laugh like an idiot until I pee my pants