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Cosyne gives sex advice to a good friend
cosyne: I'm flattered that you would come to me for advice about your problem. I'm not exactly an expert but....
Good Friend: had a question.
OK, what was your question?
Ok do somegirls just not like giving oral and never say they do.
Um.....what?
My GF and i when we have sex i sometimes wear myself out and just kind of want her to take control and finsh me off.
Oh, I see. You want her to finsh you? I'm not entirely familiar with that term. Is finshing anything like felching? Sorry, I digress. Have you tried talking to her about this?
I have asked sometimes if she could just go down on me and let me cum that way (b/c for some resson I think its hot.)
Well, everyone has their ressons. In fact, I rearned a good resson about first crass mair derivery at the post office yesterday
but she says "ok well if your tired lets just stop. you have already made me cum alot". " I am worn out too". exxx.....
Ah, sweet, sweet pillow talk. It's true -- there's nothing I enjoy more than lying exhausted with my partner in that post-coital embrace as she says to me: ok well if your tired lets just stop. you have already made me cum alot -- exxx..... The irony, of course, is that her blatant apostrophe neglect always gets me so turned on that I'm immediately ready to go again. Would that we could understand the complexities of inter-human relationships!
so, if she is kid of beating around the bush about and just dose not like that, and is not saying anything to me about.
Was it you that tried to mail my fucking package yesterday?! ......sorry -- I got a little carried away there for a second. But seriously, do you really think your girlfriend is a kid of beating? Does she have bruises or something?
Or, is she really just tired and it should be time to just cuddle and fall alseep.
It's the new math! Question + Statement - Syntax + Extraneous Conjunctions = Garbled Clusterfuck! Who are you, exactly -- Good Will Fucking Hunting?! Seriously, dude -- the Clay Institute would sodomize themselves with unlubed protractors to get their hands on you.
Its no big deal to me if she is not into going down on me I can deal with it. But i just would like to know
Look inside yourself for the answers. Look to your lady for support. But most importantly....LOOK INSIDE A FUCKING MLA HANDBOOK, you illiterate dirtbag! Haha! Just kidding. You're my best friend.
Cosyne gives sex advice to a good friend
cosyne: I'm flattered that you would come to me for advice about your problem. I'm not exactly an expert but....
Good Friend: had a question.
OK, what was your question?
Ok do somegirls just not like giving oral and never say they do.
Um.....what?
My GF and i when we have sex i sometimes wear myself out and just kind of want her to take control and finsh me off.
Oh, I see. You want her to finsh you? I'm not entirely familiar with that term. Is finshing anything like felching? Sorry, I digress. Have you tried talking to her about this?
I have asked sometimes if she could just go down on me and let me cum that way (b/c for some resson I think its hot.)
Well, everyone has their ressons. In fact, I rearned a good resson about first crass mair derivery at the post office yesterday
but she says "ok well if your tired lets just stop. you have already made me cum alot". " I am worn out too". exxx.....
Ah, sweet, sweet pillow talk. It's true -- there's nothing I enjoy more than lying exhausted with my partner in that post-coital embrace as she says to me: ok well if your tired lets just stop. you have already made me cum alot -- exxx..... The irony, of course, is that her blatant apostrophe neglect always gets me so turned on that I'm immediately ready to go again. Would that we could understand the complexities of inter-human relationships!
so, if she is kid of beating around the bush about and just dose not like that, and is not saying anything to me about.
Was it you that tried to mail my fucking package yesterday?! ......sorry -- I got a little carried away there for a second. But seriously, do you really think your girlfriend is a kid of beating? Does she have bruises or something?
Or, is she really just tired and it should be time to just cuddle and fall alseep.
It's the new math! Question + Statement - Syntax + Extraneous Conjunctions = Garbled Clusterfuck! Who are you, exactly -- Good Will Fucking Hunting?! Seriously, dude -- the Clay Institute would sodomize themselves with unlubed protractors to get their hands on you.
Its no big deal to me if she is not into going down on me I can deal with it. But i just would like to know
Look inside yourself for the answers. Look to your lady for support. But most importantly....LOOK INSIDE A FUCKING MLA HANDBOOK, you illiterate dirtbag! Haha! Just kidding. You're my best friend.
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