It's December. Do you know what that means?
It means that I get to change razor blades! Sweet, sweet, new razor blade...how I've longed for your touch! I'll see you again in February...
Why are razor blades so gosh darn expensive anyway? They're not even easy to shoplift since a lot of places keep 'em locked up behind the customer service counter. Maybe it's time to invest in an electric....ah who am I kidding? I'm such a Gilette Mach 3 whore...and probably always will be (sob).
What makes us human? Brand loyalty, that's what!
It means that I get to change razor blades! Sweet, sweet, new razor blade...how I've longed for your touch! I'll see you again in February...
Why are razor blades so gosh darn expensive anyway? They're not even easy to shoplift since a lot of places keep 'em locked up behind the customer service counter. Maybe it's time to invest in an electric....ah who am I kidding? I'm such a Gilette Mach 3 whore...and probably always will be (sob).
What makes us human? Brand loyalty, that's what!
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imfrickincold:
I arrive at 5:10 am, leave at 6:50. i could probably make it through security, when i was there in may it only took like 15 min. but it's close to the holidays so i don't know how bad that makes it. oh well, can sure as hell try 

trevallion:
3 months for a razor? I usually use them till they get dull. Which is about two weeks. I envy your gentle face.