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I thought the 'Stimulus package' commercials were bad enough (and it seems like there's more of them every day), but this has got to be one of the most appalling commercials I've seen lately. Makes me so fucking

Last night, I saw a car with a 'Dominoes Pizza' delivery sign strapped to the roof, and an out-if-state license plate.

Even the best pizza I have ever had I can't see being worth sending out for across state lines.

Please tell me I'm not the only person who is getting really sick of hearing the words 'Stimulus Package' used for bank advertisements and car dealer sales events? What, wasn't O. J. Simpson available to announce that you were 'slashing prices!!!!!!!'?

The latest to irk me is the McDonald's insert in the paper this week, which announced on the front that 'Your personal Stimulus Package...
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Can anyone tell me what "Scary ghost stories" has to do with Christmas?

Out of all of the songs and carols I hear this time every year, that is the only line that I can't seem to comprehend. I have never sat around a roaring fire after trimming the tree, trying to scare the crap out of my friends and family with stories of rotting...
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Ok, I am now thoroughly convinced that someone up there truly hates me and finds immense pleasure in fucking with my head.

If you read my previous entry, you know that I was rear-ended on my way to work yesterday. This morning, the first thing I hear when the alarm goes off is the traffic report - there was another accident which involved a downed...
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August is apparently not a good month for me to be driving.

Just a few weeks shy of the date that I totalled my car last year, I was rear ended on my way to work this morning. Luckily, it wasn't too serious. Nobody was hurt badly (the guy who hit me did hit his head, but just seemed a little shook up, and declined...
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I went to see a movie this afternoon. It was listed at 1:45

The commercials started at 1:50.

The previews started at 2:05.

The actual movie started at 2:20.


35 fucking minutes. I will never go to another AMC theater again.

Thank you, Spike TV.

Occasionally, I'll flip through the channels looking for something to watch and end up on your channel. And I usually enjoy a lot of the programming you have. And, although I thought that it seemed like you were becoming the 'All Star Wars, All The Time' channel, I nonetheless enjoy watching that series, and was overall pleased with you.

And then,...
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I can never understand when I hear the comment that Cinco de Mayo is just another opportunity for people to drink, when I consider it a much better opportunity to eat.

The 4 tamales, 2 enchiladas, tostada, taco, and banana/cheesecake churro have left a slightly painful smile on my face. Luckily, they didn't put out a dish of chips and salsa, sitting at the bar...
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