Sometimes I wonder if all the things that make my "ideal" woman really exist in one little feminine package. Some have said I've gotten picky as I've gotten older. I say that's bullshit. I'm just much more conscious of what traits will actually contribute to a successful partnership.
What AM I looking for? I want a superhero team up mixed with a buddy-cop movie. I want Indiana Jones adventure and an Assassin's Creed Soundtrack. If we go to Jurassic Park - on the genetics tour, we will do our damnedest to silently plan the theft of a stegosaurus egg through pained facial expressions, nudges, kicks, and pinches.
Every week, we will come up with a new scheme to run away to someplace tropical. There will be a cork or chalk board (fuck you white-boards. This is a respectable house.) where we'll weigh the pros/cons of living in the Caribbean vs. the Mediterranean (we may not ever actually leave, because we can't choose one).
All this because I saw these things below on a website and I thought "The woman I marry is out there somewhere, and right this second she's dumping her bag out on the bed next to where she's sitting with her laptop because she can't find her damn credit card. She hasn't even put these two things in her shopping cart yet - she's just so excited that stuff like this exists that she's just as likely to try swiping her card on her keyboard as she is to fill out the info on the site.
