corymeyer

Yesterday I completed a 16 page job application and today I started on a 31 page job application. It takes me forever to complete, in detailincluding addresses, phone numbers, previous supervisorsthe fifteen jobs I have had over the past seven years. Sorry, I dont know the address of some apartment I lived in, for a few months, thirteen years ago. True, I have never been a member of any organization, association, movement group or combination of persons which advocates the overthrow of our constitutional form of government, or which has adopted the policy of advocating or approving the commission of acts of force or violence to deny other persons their rights under the Constitution of the United States or which seeks to alter the form of government of the United States by unconstitutional means, nor have I ever been a member of a "Fascist Organization, any Communist Organization(s), Subversive Terrorist Organization or any other organization that discriminates against gender, religion, racial, or ethnic background", but when I am asked have do I regularly smoke, how does the fumes of smoking off-the-job affect other people's lungs on-the-job and what constitutes "regular"?

I need to find a job. I noticed that I have started rationing money and downsizing weekend plans. I wanted to hang out with friends in a bar, I wanted to get another tattoo, I wanted to dine to some sushi, I wanted to see a movie; which I have all the money for but one good weekend now means one less good weekend in the future. With that said, I'll get hammered tonight.

And, now, for your moment of Zen:


Customers place their orders from a row of toilets at Marton, Taiwan's most recent hit theme restaurant, (named after the Chinese word Matong, meaning toilet), in Taiwan's southern port city of Khaohsiung. The restaurant's toilet theme has become so popular serving light meals and ice-cream treats in western and Asian style toilets, the owner Eric Wang, 26, has opened a second branch just seven months after the first.