Friday night I had a weird dream (alright, so all my dreams are weird) and to fully appreciate the weirdness you must know that I took some constitutional law classes in college. In the dream, I dreamt I was playing Playstation in my bedroom. I then dreamt there were two police officers outside the room, wanting to search the room without a warrant. See, legally, if the police are granted permission to warrantlessly search a house, dwelling, by a roommate or spouse, they are only allowed to search shared spaces and your bedroom is off-limits because you have the expectation of having your individual privacy. The weird part of the dream was that I was reciting all this constitutional law in the dream! Usually, you cant think straight in dreams for anymore than a few seconds, it seems, and here I went into some long coherent recitation of the law. To top things off, in the dream the officers were very persistent and after awhile I was like, Look, the reason I dont want you to search my room is because I have porn, Hustler magazines. WTF!
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