I've decided to write an entirely innocuous post about strawberry ice cream.
Ice cream is yummy.
I like strawberries.
Together they make a good treat.
If you put them on a cone they are portable.
If you prefer them in a bowl you can kiss my ass.
Nothing beats a waffle cone, dripping strawberry ice cream on a hot summer day.
Wait, I take that back.
Strawberry ice cream on a hot girl named Summer is better.
Ice cream is yummy.
I like strawberries.
Together they make a good treat.
If you put them on a cone they are portable.
If you prefer them in a bowl you can kiss my ass.
Nothing beats a waffle cone, dripping strawberry ice cream on a hot summer day.
Wait, I take that back.
Strawberry ice cream on a hot girl named Summer is better.
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matthewomen:
but please.... be descreet
shicawgo:
Thats the kind of unsmartness I've been longing for. Let's be friends :o)