i need suggestions for ear popping. the sinus pressure hasn't allowed me to pop my ears for two days and its driving me bats....thoughts?
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the trip to the northeast is sadly over and i am back here enjoying this ridiculously awesome weather by sitting on my ass in my garden all day catching up on all the reading i didn't get done despite our trip getting cut to high hell by obstacle after obstacle. i do have such a marvelous garden. damn good thing the landlord takes care of...
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mle:
i am sorry you are teh sicky pants. i would have made you soup and waited on you hand and foot... if you were here! i also would have given you the oral pleasures to make the head less stuffy. i swear, having orgasms makes the sinuses clear for at least a minute.
mle:
ps. holy crap just wait till you hear the news i have to tell you! 
hooray. the most splendid woman in the world is moving to new orleans in august with her most splendid boyfriend.
and i leave for ri on thursday and will be able to play online finally (on SG) and watch movies and play videogames and not read a single thing (well, some reading will have to get done but it will be at a much more...
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and i leave for ri on thursday and will be able to play online finally (on SG) and watch movies and play videogames and not read a single thing (well, some reading will have to get done but it will be at a much more...
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mle:
yes or i shall call you first.
mle:
update already lady!
it was nice talking to you. we need to do this ever few days so i dont miss out on anything. i need my sexy girl voice fix. i crave it like smack. *hits vein on arm*
i have love in my heart for you. and in my pants.
it was nice talking to you. we need to do this ever few days so i dont miss out on anything. i need my sexy girl voice fix. i crave it like smack. *hits vein on arm*
i have love in my heart for you. and in my pants.
there's a monster in my closet
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steve_huge:
its not just today... has been the last few months to be honest... i've just given up this weekend...
so i just didnt have it in me this weekend...
hows that monster anyway...
so i just didnt have it in me this weekend...
hows that monster anyway...
htmlgyrl:
i do have a bf, but he isnt enough, i need a gf too, he does let me have them
i am very silly. as if i didn't have enough to do i thought it would be a good idea to get my job back waiting tables. it is a good idea insomuch as now i can afford to go on the trips i've already planned to take, but life will be hell during the interim.
i must get a new pic.
i must get a new pic.
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mle:
i am ready! i was born ready for you darlin'!
whirlyknives:
my legs are tired.
it's a gorgeous day...i have work to do...my parents are here...and i want to play atari.
hmmmm.
hmmmm.
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mle:
i have more sexy pics to send you!
ps. i want to hump your face as well. you guys need to line up and recieve the face humpings. i will switch back and forth. mmmm thats hot. i cant wait to meet you.
ps. i want to hump your face as well. you guys need to line up and recieve the face humpings. i will switch back and forth. mmmm thats hot. i cant wait to meet you.
mle:
you are so hot. mmmmmm. 
fred and nancy come tomorrow (that's me dad and stepmom)...and it's going to be awesome. i will be doing nothing but eating, drinking, and and drinking and drinking and doing other fun things which i will unfortunately wil be hard pressed to remember when all is said and done. it will be difficult to keep up with them but i will try my damndest. i...
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whirlyknives:
i poured it down the sink. you have a problem; i've sought out help.
churchmonster:
I am glad the burgers where yummy to your tummy. Have a great weekend.
Rhode Island...Vietnam...I am going to be very very very very very broke by August. I need a second job. The whole grad student by day super hero by night isn't paying off as well as I had hoped.
But what the hell do I care. I'm goin. The ticket is being booked today and whirlyknives and I are off. Hooray! Cha ca! Bo nam bo!...
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But what the hell do I care. I'm goin. The ticket is being booked today and whirlyknives and I are off. Hooray! Cha ca! Bo nam bo!...
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whirlyknives:
stupid mailman. i'm stupid going to stupid work now.
mallory:
thats exciting.. im jealous of your adventure.. i need more of those in my life.. maybe i should try to find a wealthy boyfriend that will take me on trips all the time.. i hear theyre easy to come by right? he just might be like.. 60 or something.. which is kind of gross.. have fun eating fancy dinners this weekend
my car is making hateful death rattle noises. this does not bode well for my excursion to the northeast, dastardly sneaky death rattle always creeping into the engine when you least expect it (and are in the most inopportune financial position to fix it). perhaps if i kick it or bang on it with my fists...seems to work with my electronics.
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whirlyknives:
happy one-day late internet valentine's day!
mallory:
you should try to take a picture anyway.. and even if you cant do it.. surely he can.. since hes so wired this morning.. he has no excuse not to!! and i want to see.. ive always wanted a garden but never had a yard to keep one..
it's GORGEOUS outside. someone come and play with me. there is no way i can justify reading today.
plus there are millions of people circulating about that are overwhelmed with the desire to buy pretty girls drinks and yet too drunk to remember from moment to moment who they were talking to.
what the hell am i doing online?
plus there are millions of people circulating about that are overwhelmed with the desire to buy pretty girls drinks and yet too drunk to remember from moment to moment who they were talking to.
what the hell am i doing online?
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whirlyknives:
"random ass humping"
ok i am off to bed.
ok i am off to bed.
whereigrow:
Hey. I know the feeling of wanting someone to coem get ya. Come by and say hello.
it has now been raining for nearly 24 hours. fuck all rain, mind you, not just sprinkles. i will have to swim through bogs and sewage, do battle with terrifying swamp beasts like the frankenfish and NORCO polluted gators, not to mention nutrias with their awful orange teeth and bristling manure colored fur to get to class by six. wish me luck
whirlyknives has three...
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whirlyknives:
oh and i'm probably going to forget to tell you that Page called. so don't get mad
steve_huge:
hmmmmmmm custard... wish i had three types of custard waiting for me... or one type would do to be honest....
hope you enjoyed them
hope you enjoyed them
we went out to lunch at copeland's for whirlyknives' grandma's birthday today. will someone explain to me please what is desireable about eating at these types of chains?
the food is neither cheap nor good nor consistent. the staff is bitter and unhappy and the customers are bitter and unhappy and there are far too many of them. and there is always a semi-astonishing wait....
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the food is neither cheap nor good nor consistent. the staff is bitter and unhappy and the customers are bitter and unhappy and there are far too many of them. and there is always a semi-astonishing wait....
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the_gentleman:
SG poster boy? ha ha ha...No, but should I be?
churchmonster:
I dont understand it either. I think that people feel that if there is more than ten of the same place it must be some hot shit. Or maybe they are like "Applebee's Sizzlin plates make me sizzle!!!!"
when i was little my ears always popped on the airplane and it hurt so bad cause i couldnt get them to go back to normal.. and im with the dude who posted yawning.. thats the only thing that works for me... and i would love to play scrabble sometime.. we could always play literati on yahoo games.. maybe you will beat me too..but id be a good sport about it.. unlike.. YOU KNOW WHO..
xoxo
orgasms make you able to breathe for a few minutes. i swear by them. when i am sick i wank it all day. lol.
i love you and miss you.
keep in contact lady!
a package will be mailed real soon!