corpsetaster

ahh, the feeling of dehydration. i got drunk last night for the first time since like january 4th or something. i mean like real drunk. like me being loud and singing songs and talking to strange girls about nothing at all drunk. it was fun. some girl kept telling me how pretty i'd be if i cut my hair and shaved my chops...beer goggles, indeed. then, when the bar (the kbar) was closing, my friend started singin' this strokes song that i can't resist singing like all the time (on the other side). so i begin to very loudly sing it, and for the finale i slid off my stool onto the floor for some reason...what was odd was that this woman tells me something about my cab fare being taken care of...so i said "wha?", and she said "i put a five dollar bill down your pants when you were singing"...so i undid and unzipped my pants, and, sure enough, there it was...i do not remember that happening...which is odd, 'cause i figure i should remember any contact with my junk or junkal area, seein' it doesn't happen that often hehe. then i got home and got sick. all in all a good night.