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hoorah! the Lewis name shall live on another generation. I feel like cookin' a steak. (well moreso) Yesterday my oldest brother's wife gave birth to my first nephew, Spencer. (the name took a while to grow on me) It's pretty cool.

Holy fuck. Hooooly fuck. Has there been a worse song written and performed than that fucking piece of trash "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt. I mean is this what passes for a love song these days? Jesus, give me 24 hrs a day of fucking Hawthorne Heights and Taking Back Sunday and Train and fucking Nelly and even that goddamned Falloutboy song with the "We're...
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ahh, the feeling of dehydration. i got drunk last night for the first time since like january 4th or something. i mean like real drunk. like me being loud and singing songs and talking to strange girls about nothing at all drunk. it was fun. some girl kept telling me how pretty i'd be if i cut my hair and shaved my chops...beer goggles, indeed....
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So I came up with a pornstar screen-name for myself...Alan Thick. hehehe

Good, no?

Hello, I'm Blair Lewis, and I'm going to be running for Superior Court

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whoa. adventurous experience today. i was drivin' to this guy's house to play some guitar...the weather here was very shitty today....like 50 below with the wind and blowing snow everywhere...so on this particular stretch of road (Circular Rd. to those who would know), there was a huge snowdrift, and as i approached it, a total whiteout hit...so midway through the drift, i narrowly miss hitting...
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I fucking hate my job(s). Anyone want to hire me for something cool?

I got a new bicycle to-day. A BMX! A Hoffman Rythym IL1, to be exact. I can't wait 'till the snow melts to ride!....let's see...probably the middle of May haha. I'm verrrrrrrrrrry amateur at riding bikes, in fact, it's been like 10 years, literally, save the time i tried an aqquaintance's bmx at the gas station where he worked last summer. It was wierd and...
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Ahh, what an appropriate day to join this site. I.E, the day after a Conservative minority gov't was elected up in here. I'm so hip and liberal and leftwing it HURTS.....actually, today is the first day in like 3 or 4 years that my mastercard was under its credit limit...

Either way I'm glad to finally be a member of this shit.