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Now that I'm done with my last final and can reflect... there are a few important things I learned in the last few days.

1. Pink Floyd was absolutely right... HEY! TEACHER! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALOEN!

2. Engineers tend to be alcoholics for a damn good reason.

3. Alcohol always tastes better when it is FREE.

Short story behind lesson # 3... I was making fun of Country music, and some idiot said it was hard to write. I bet him I could write a decent and amusing country song in 5 mins. He agreed to pay my bar tab if I was right. So, without further ado, straight from the bar napkin to your computer screen...

-If there are 50 ways to leave your lover, I wish my ex-wife would pick one- (yeah its a longass title, i couldn't think of a better one at the time)
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you said you don't love me, I'll have to live with that
but you took my house, my truck, my heart and my cat.

and baby, right now, I just don't know what to do
cuz if ya keep gettin' ontop of me,
I can get over you.

A beer and my lawnchair are all that are left
from a life and a marridge that were more like theft

I always suspected the dog loved me more than you,
and since he co-wrote this ditty, I know that it's true
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