so far today i've been barfed on, peed on, and pooped on.
no, i'm not shooting a german porno.
i'm super-dad.
i tattooed a guy the other day who's breath was so bad you could smell it from 4 feet away. delightful. almost as bad as the girl with the stinky feet. so pretty, yet so foul-smelling.
avoid cheap imitation leather shoes, girls.
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