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had the flu again this weekend. wtf??!!

thanks to everyone for the kind words 'bout m'baby.

anyone ever watch that t.v. show "cheaters"? this may be old news, but did that host guy ("something" greico aka satan) get stabbed during a show? if so, that's hilarious! hah!

that show is foul. serves you right, prick!

have a swell week all.

thanks for all the birthday wishes. kuma's was outstanding, i highly recommend that joint to all the locals on here.

sold my motorcycle the other day. just got sick of watching it sit in the garage, and never having the time to ride it, except to and from work, which in chicago, sucks.

got cable t.v. again, so i'm back on the degrassi, cuz it...
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hi folks. i know this is last minute, but i'm going to kuma's corner, 2900 w. belmont, tonight (sun.) for a little b-day celebration.

come buy me a drink and contribute to the delinquency of a pre-geriatric.

i used to know a girl

her name was bridgette

she was five-foot-2

and had a butt like a midget

one day we were walking

and i grabbed her arm

and said, " you got more ass than a donkey farm"

hello friends! this update is brought to you, in part, by rotavirus. yay! first the baby had it, then the wife, now it's my turn, and i gotta tell you it's wicked awesome!! i haven't been hit this hard by a virus in years. sorry to anyone who got re-scheduled as a result of my "problem"

but enough of that crap, on with the...
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hi folks,

i've got a super-fantastic update coming with lots of pics and stuff.

in the meantime, check out my newly updated website, pimped out by the ultra suave MayorRock

new site

have a swell st. paddy's day, erin go bragh-less and all them shenanigans.

oh yeah, one more thing, if i've tattooed you go give me a review on that directory thingie. thanks.

i don't think i'm ever gonna have time for a proper update again.

going to detroit this weekend. if any of you are gonna be at the motor city expo, stop by and say hello.

so, this guy walks onto an elevator. there's a woman next to him. the door closes and the elevator starts to move up. he turns to her and says, "excuse me, but can i smell your private parts?"

the woman, stunned, replies, "no! you most certainly cannot smell my private parts!!"

"oh", he says, "it must be your feet then".



here's some suff that's been...
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