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new pic. what do you think? brand new year deserves a new profile pic. i think i look kinda cute. i'd like to end '04 with my predictions for '05.

here they are, in random order....

-Preparation H will experience record sales due, in large part, to a new ad campaign featuring Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire".

-After a performance in Chicago, Avril Lavigne will get jumped by local girl-punk band "the Manhandlers", who knock out most of her teeth and shave her head.

-my plus-size modelling career skyrockets after i land the cover of the new "Lame Brian" catalog.

-scandals erupt when the truth surfaces that most of the contestants from Fox TV's "the Swan" are, in fact, men.

-Lohan and Duff have it out in a nightclub. one of them loses an eye.

-it will be discovered that Botox injections induce mild-to-moderate retardation.

-rap/hip-hop artists will realize that maybe there are other things to write about besides ass, rims, and how rich and awesome they fucking are.


-MTV will launch a tattoo reality show set in the devil's loins, inspiring children worldwide to demand the mark of the beast. (this one's really gonna happen!)



that's all i got for now.

happy new year.