If I was not there I wouldn't believe it
Before I get to my story I would like to say that I had a blast at Bento. Did some gaming with 501, finally met LittleChaos (who was a little quiet, but a cool girl), drank more than I should have, and had a very rough, but fun drive home.
Now for something completely different
Chapter 1 The begining
Chris stops by my house Wednesday morning because he has the day off of work. He wants to gamble. I agree because I am feeling like a slacker. We then leave at 11:30 AM to drive to the Argosy Casino in Indiana. We agree that we feel very lucky.
Chapter 2 Chris' Shugardaddy
So we hit the casino lookin like some high rollers and as we are walking past a $25 blackjack table by the front door a man says "hey, you look lucky, put this on black" and holds out a $25 chip. Chris and I just stair at each other, he grabs the chip and we continue to the roulette table (our orignal destination). The man's only request is that we let him know how we do. I get $20 in chips and Chris bets it on black as requested. In about 15 minutes Chris is up about $200 and I am up quite a bit also. Then we decide to go and tell the man how we did an give him a cut. This is where the plot thickens.
What we failed to notice when the man originaly gave Chris the $25 chip due to a Casino senses overload is that the man was a very, very, gay man. I would go as far as to call him flaming. (We are both straight but we have an inside joke going. Chris is a little feminine and people will ask him if he is gay and he will always answer with "only on wednesday".) When Chris goes and tells the guy how he did the guy convinced him to sit with him and play some blackjack. It takes Chris a few minutes to realize that the guy is gay and he has no problem with this because the guy is cool and did give him a good amount of money. Then the guy starts to flirt with Chis giving him the high five hand hold and one armed huggs when they win. The guy is obviously intoxicated. By this point I am laughing really really hard inside, becuase Chris is not interested in him that way but is winning a lot of $$ and does not want to leave. This goes on for about an hour and a half. Finally Chris looses all but $100 of the money that he had made and the guy looses thousands. Then I tell Chris that I found out that the Grand Victoria casino down the road has live poker tables so we decided to leave, fast.
Chapter 3 A man and his Cock
We then drive a short while down the road to the Grand Victoria casino. They do not have any good Poker games going on there, but the head of the poker room tell us that we should go to the Billagio and was cool enough to give us there phone number. After a little contemplating we decide to go. As we are walking out of the casino we see this: (sorry the pic sucks)
It is really hard to see but the guy on the left is walking a rooster. The thing was just following the dude around the outside of the casino. I think he was taking a break from gamblin to let his cock out for a while.
Chapter 4 I am better at Poker than you
We finally end up at the Billagio and it was about 6:30 PM by this time. We get in a good poker game and we go to work. By the time we were done at 9:00PM we had made enough $$ to cover the Pirates and Ninjas party, and we only took a combined $20 out of our wallets. We stopped at White Castle and I got 20 burgers which I couldn't eat and we arived at home 12 hours after we left.
The
End
PS: I will edit and make it better later. I suck at spelling and my wireless keyboard is giving me shit, sorry.
Before I get to my story I would like to say that I had a blast at Bento. Did some gaming with 501, finally met LittleChaos (who was a little quiet, but a cool girl), drank more than I should have, and had a very rough, but fun drive home.
Now for something completely different
Chapter 1 The begining
Chris stops by my house Wednesday morning because he has the day off of work. He wants to gamble. I agree because I am feeling like a slacker. We then leave at 11:30 AM to drive to the Argosy Casino in Indiana. We agree that we feel very lucky.
Chapter 2 Chris' Shugardaddy
So we hit the casino lookin like some high rollers and as we are walking past a $25 blackjack table by the front door a man says "hey, you look lucky, put this on black" and holds out a $25 chip. Chris and I just stair at each other, he grabs the chip and we continue to the roulette table (our orignal destination). The man's only request is that we let him know how we do. I get $20 in chips and Chris bets it on black as requested. In about 15 minutes Chris is up about $200 and I am up quite a bit also. Then we decide to go and tell the man how we did an give him a cut. This is where the plot thickens.
What we failed to notice when the man originaly gave Chris the $25 chip due to a Casino senses overload is that the man was a very, very, gay man. I would go as far as to call him flaming. (We are both straight but we have an inside joke going. Chris is a little feminine and people will ask him if he is gay and he will always answer with "only on wednesday".) When Chris goes and tells the guy how he did the guy convinced him to sit with him and play some blackjack. It takes Chris a few minutes to realize that the guy is gay and he has no problem with this because the guy is cool and did give him a good amount of money. Then the guy starts to flirt with Chis giving him the high five hand hold and one armed huggs when they win. The guy is obviously intoxicated. By this point I am laughing really really hard inside, becuase Chris is not interested in him that way but is winning a lot of $$ and does not want to leave. This goes on for about an hour and a half. Finally Chris looses all but $100 of the money that he had made and the guy looses thousands. Then I tell Chris that I found out that the Grand Victoria casino down the road has live poker tables so we decided to leave, fast.
Chapter 3 A man and his Cock
We then drive a short while down the road to the Grand Victoria casino. They do not have any good Poker games going on there, but the head of the poker room tell us that we should go to the Billagio and was cool enough to give us there phone number. After a little contemplating we decide to go. As we are walking out of the casino we see this: (sorry the pic sucks)
It is really hard to see but the guy on the left is walking a rooster. The thing was just following the dude around the outside of the casino. I think he was taking a break from gamblin to let his cock out for a while.
Chapter 4 I am better at Poker than you
We finally end up at the Billagio and it was about 6:30 PM by this time. We get in a good poker game and we go to work. By the time we were done at 9:00PM we had made enough $$ to cover the Pirates and Ninjas party, and we only took a combined $20 out of our wallets.
We stopped at White Castle and I got 20 burgers which I couldn't eat and we arived at home 12 hours after we left.
The
End
PS: I will edit and make it better later. I suck at spelling and my wireless keyboard is giving me shit, sorry.
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i may be up for a beverage before heading out to the "club"
shoot me a text.