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I'm sitting in my friend Chris's truck outside my apartment smoking it up. We had been out there for maybe 1 minute when from the third floor comes 2 girls and 1 guy. Our windows were rolled up and are also tinted so they never knew we were there.



Girl 1 : So a Suicide Girl moved in today.



Chris to Me : Wait... Did you hear that? I think they're talking about you.



Girl 2 : How do you know she's a Suicide Girl?



Me to Chris : Holy shit... they are.



Girl 1 : She's got a sticker on her car.



They all start getting into the car parked directly next to us and we're trying not to laugh.



Guy : Just because she has a sticker doesn't mean she's actually a Suicide Girl...



I roll down my window really fast and the noise makes all 3 of them turn around, a little startled. A cloud of smoke rolls from the inside of the truck, I look at them from under my cabby hat and say, "By the way... I am a Suicide Girl."



Guy, Girl 1, Girl 2 : OHHH SHIT!



They all come over to say hello, introduce themselves and give me high fives for totally busting them on talking about me.



That was one of the funniest things ever.