Thursday May 31, 2007

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Wednesday was not the momentous occasion that I hoped it would be. My house has still not been assessed, so I have to wait another week beneath my bulging kitchen wall to find out wether or not I get to plan a new garden! (I should explain: If I get rehoused, I will get a whole new backyard to play with!).

I feel sick.

And I have felt sick all day.

I had the most disgusting Chinese takeaway for lunch (never again will I trust the tastebuds of my co-workers!) fatty, shitty crap!! puke

So I bought a pack of Smarties to remove the taste of greasy meat-like poop from my mouth (I think it was that "mock meat" stuff...much prefer plain old tofu, thankyou kindly).

I was happily enjoying my Smarties in the doorway of the shop I bought them from when a lady with a beard (she did! she did!) stopped by to have a conversation with me about the cost of Smarties from IGA, compared to the cost of Smarties from Coles, compared to the cost of "mock Smarties" from the Reject Shop.

And while we were conversing, she observed a mouth goober on her can of Coke, stuck her grotty finger in it and FUCKING ATE HER MOUTH GOOBER IN FRONT OF ME!!!!

I am pleased to say that I still am able to look at Smarties....although I cannot yet eat them frown
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xtlbx:
actually a root as well would certainly be nice, i think my subconcious was telling me that, anyways yeah, mock meat can be kinda nasty, pretty much deep fried gluten, not the healthiest stuff, it can be done good or bad.
phantasy:
OOOhhhh gross! Mouth goobers are my number four phobia, seriously. I vomit in my mouth when I see them!!!! Masticated food eeewwwww.

So how are you now honey?
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