* This is so lame...but all the beautiful rain has made my lawn spring up...and I confess that I have forgotten how green new growth is. I have underwear in exactly the same shade of brilliant emerald green 
* I went to Sexpo on the weekend with a girl from work (the lovely sweet one with OCD). We rode the gerbil (I fucking loved it...when I'm an old pervert I am going to build one just like it in my backyard!), she bought a naughty nurse outfit (I wanted officer sexy but it was too expensive
) and I bought a verrry nice vibrator. Red, rotating and with a clit stimulator. On Wednesday I am going to shag myself stupid with it (I thought you'd all like to know that 
) I only like sex toys that are black, silver or red. Everything else is too cute or ugly.
And we watched a boring fake lesbian show and the amateur strip which is always fun...especially when one of the male contestants out-does Borat for sheer disgusting drunken behaviour.
And two very cute, chubby girls who worked at Bakers Delight did a little striptease for their boyfriends who were in the crowd (I think they should have won). And the compere was the best...during judging he noticed that one of the girls had covered her boobs up and was looking a bit self-conscious and he said to her "Nah, don't cover up...you're gorgeous!"...and the way he said it came across as very genuine. And I think that was a very cool thing to do/say.
* I am reading The 1940s House which is fascinating and full of interesting facts...such as how the rationing of material affected clothing design until long after the war was over
I wish I had seen the series when it was on.
* I NEED to get an old fashioned mermaid tattoo...no new style frills & furbellows...I want one just like the old men have on their forearms.
* I bought a fantastic pink silk and lace 50s dress for $20 late last week. It is in perfect condition (Hindley street Goodwill=bargains galore). Now I just need to find a good dry cleaner to do it justice. There was also a green silk wiggle dress but it had a large hole that I don't think I can magic shut
I feel very happy
* I went to Sexpo on the weekend with a girl from work (the lovely sweet one with OCD). We rode the gerbil (I fucking loved it...when I'm an old pervert I am going to build one just like it in my backyard!), she bought a naughty nurse outfit (I wanted officer sexy but it was too expensive
) and I bought a verrry nice vibrator. Red, rotating and with a clit stimulator. On Wednesday I am going to shag myself stupid with it (I thought you'd all like to know that ) I only like sex toys that are black, silver or red. Everything else is too cute or ugly. And we watched a boring fake lesbian show and the amateur strip which is always fun...especially when one of the male contestants out-does Borat for sheer disgusting drunken behaviour.
And two very cute, chubby girls who worked at Bakers Delight did a little striptease for their boyfriends who were in the crowd (I think they should have won). And the compere was the best...during judging he noticed that one of the girls had covered her boobs up and was looking a bit self-conscious and he said to her "Nah, don't cover up...you're gorgeous!"...and the way he said it came across as very genuine. And I think that was a very cool thing to do/say.
* I am reading The 1940s House which is fascinating and full of interesting facts...such as how the rationing of material affected clothing design until long after the war was over
I wish I had seen the series when it was on.
* I NEED to get an old fashioned mermaid tattoo...no new style frills & furbellows...I want one just like the old men have on their forearms.
* I bought a fantastic pink silk and lace 50s dress for $20 late last week. It is in perfect condition (Hindley street Goodwill=bargains galore). Now I just need to find a good dry cleaner to do it justice. There was also a green silk wiggle dress but it had a large hole that I don't think I can magic shut
I feel very happy
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phantasy:
How can a hottie like you not be getting laid? Are people crazy? 
helly:
You are sooo cute!!! I love your pics! 