coralsea

Alrighty...
I will stop trying to infect you all with Billy Joel germs. My taste in music is somewhat Old Fart-y...so here's another Genuine Old Age Pensioner Classic from the vault, give it up for Tommy James and the Shondells with Crimson and Clover:



Now I really must go and manipulate my walking frame over to my bedpan before I make a big mess and nurse gets REALLY angry.

Totally Random Garbage:

*I love man-smell. It's like catnip...I love being hugged by men (except for ones that I am related to, stinky wino's and a few other undesirable categories that I can't think of just right now) just so that I can inhale deeply (and quietly so you won't know what I'm up to). I wish that scent could be bottled...that way I could take a quick hit and dream of sex all throughout my boring shifts at work instead of vacillating between thinking about sex, clothes and food.

*Today I dropped a CD on a small childs' head while I was reshelving. I was probably thinking about sex at the time.

Oh yeah, he didn't get hurt. Didn't even complain.


Here is a stunningly beautiful Hollywood star for you all to gaze upon...she is the fabulous Norma Shearer.




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Job interview on Thursday!!!