I dropped my bubble-eyes today and he slid underneath the toaster
He lay completely still for a moment and then started wiggling. He seems alright...
The other day two of sweetest little girls (about 5 years old) all dressed up in their pink flowery girly stuff had a screaming argument in the middle of the library..."YOU'RE A STUPID WHORE!!", "NO, YOU'RE A STUPID WHORE!!"...I have not laughed so hard in a long time...
Sexy postcard!
Foul-tempered rant:
Today I got semi-told off for addressing someone without using their name
(as in...I asked them a fucking question without first saying their name
)
Some people need to fucking well get in touch with reality. When someone speaks to you without using your name, that is NOT an issue/problem/reason to piss your fucking panties and have a cry.
Seriously, go work as a fucking cleaner, a picker, *any random crap pay/conditions job* See what kind of shit those workers put up with everyday. Then you might have something to complain about.
People on $30k plus per annum who piss/moan about how little money they have for their new car/family holiday to the Swiss Alps/private school fees for dahhhhling little Tarquin and his snot-nosed sister Alexis Jezebel or fucking whatever can get fucked. Hard. And with a pineapple. Anally.
I would have your life in a second. Learn to friggen well be grateful for what you've got.
And do, do try and learn what a real problem is...
![frown](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/frown.cec081026989.gif)
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The other day two of sweetest little girls (about 5 years old) all dressed up in their pink flowery girly stuff had a screaming argument in the middle of the library..."YOU'RE A STUPID WHORE!!", "NO, YOU'RE A STUPID WHORE!!"...I have not laughed so hard in a long time...
Sexy postcard!
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Foul-tempered rant:
Today I got semi-told off for addressing someone without using their name
![whatever](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/rollseyes.21cb35fd0ec2.gif)
![whatever](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/rollseyes.21cb35fd0ec2.gif)
![whatever](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/rollseyes.21cb35fd0ec2.gif)
![whatever](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/rollseyes.21cb35fd0ec2.gif)
Some people need to fucking well get in touch with reality. When someone speaks to you without using your name, that is NOT an issue/problem/reason to piss your fucking panties and have a cry.
Seriously, go work as a fucking cleaner, a picker, *any random crap pay/conditions job* See what kind of shit those workers put up with everyday. Then you might have something to complain about.
People on $30k plus per annum who piss/moan about how little money they have for their new car/family holiday to the Swiss Alps/private school fees for dahhhhling little Tarquin and his snot-nosed sister Alexis Jezebel or fucking whatever can get fucked. Hard. And with a pineapple. Anally.
I would have your life in a second. Learn to friggen well be grateful for what you've got.
And do, do try and learn what a real problem is...
![wink](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/wink.6a5555b139e7.gif)
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annis:
The answer? BOTH little girls are whores. And BOTH have been up to dirty business with Tarquin.
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phantasy:
awww I am so sorry. I thought a bubble eye was an ornament of some sort, like a bobblehead??
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