Ye Gods!! I believe that today I may have encountered someone who genuinely has Tourette's Syndrome!! (It was at work of course).
*An agitated looking young female approaches the service desk*
"Hey, do you have children?"
"Umm, no. But I am familiar with the children's library and we do have a toy library, would you like to know the opening times?"
"My stomach is getting heaps bigger and tighter, see? AND MY TITS ARE FILLED WITH MILK"
*Pause-add look of dumbfounded incredulity on my face*
"Oh, oh...I see...well have you got a doctor that you can trust? You would need to go to see your doctor about that"
*realising she is perhaps one tentacle short of an octopus*
"Yeah, I went...AND I PISSED IN A CUP AND GAVE IT TO HIM...and it was negative...all negative"
"Oh well, that's alright then you shouldn't worry"
"Yeah...but why are my TITS FILLED WITH MILK?"
"Is there anything else I might help you with?"
"Nah"
*ambles away to swear at her boyfriend*
I fucking love my job!!!!
I was going to christen her Tits Milk Woman, but in honour of her Tourette's...henceforth she shall be known as *drum roll by performing monkey*...Tits Milk Piss Woman!!
*An agitated looking young female approaches the service desk*
"Hey, do you have children?"
"Umm, no. But I am familiar with the children's library and we do have a toy library, would you like to know the opening times?"
"My stomach is getting heaps bigger and tighter, see? AND MY TITS ARE FILLED WITH MILK"
*Pause-add look of dumbfounded incredulity on my face*
"Oh, oh...I see...well have you got a doctor that you can trust? You would need to go to see your doctor about that"
*realising she is perhaps one tentacle short of an octopus*
"Yeah, I went...AND I PISSED IN A CUP AND GAVE IT TO HIM...and it was negative...all negative"
"Oh well, that's alright then you shouldn't worry"
"Yeah...but why are my TITS FILLED WITH MILK?"
"Is there anything else I might help you with?"
"Nah"
*ambles away to swear at her boyfriend*
I fucking love my job!!!!
I was going to christen her Tits Milk Woman, but in honour of her Tourette's...henceforth she shall be known as *drum roll by performing monkey*...Tits Milk Piss Woman!!
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helly:
the upper is sythetic but the whole lining is leather. there is a bow. I just had never noticed it. on the back
helly:
good luck on your quest