Got my hair cut. They washed it. Shampooed twice, conditioned once. Then they put some other products on which have made it sticky and smell like opal fruits so I'm going to have to wash it myself anyway.
I set the vcr to tape Judging Amy while I was out getting that done but I accidentally set it to record for two hours instead of one so it didn't work because there was only 1 hour and 57 mins left on the tape. Stupid technology pretending to be smart.
Note to the vcr:
Either be smart and say 'Stuff it, it's only 3 minutes' or don't be and just say 'oops' when you get to the end of the tape. Either way, record the damn programme!
I set the vcr to tape Judging Amy while I was out getting that done but I accidentally set it to record for two hours instead of one so it didn't work because there was only 1 hour and 57 mins left on the tape. Stupid technology pretending to be smart.
Note to the vcr:
Either be smart and say 'Stuff it, it's only 3 minutes' or don't be and just say 'oops' when you get to the end of the tape. Either way, record the damn programme!
So, opal fruits eh? Would it be exceptionally wierd of me to ask if I can sniff your hair? I wonder if Broadband stretches to scratch n' sniff....
I think there is a joke there somewhere , about chicks setting VCRs. Or was it blondes setting VCR? Either way, that sort of thing should be left to men whilst chicks stick to cooking and ironing