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i'm at work. all alone.

3 day weekend - big boner!

my phone isnt taking text messages, maybe i can fix that today.

eating grapes, drinking water.

listening to dutch dub. good alblum.

knowing nothing in life, but to be legit.
don't quote me boy, i ain't saying shit.

feeling like a wierdo.

huh.

:: heavy d :: jaaaaaam... :: heavy d ::

if i were a rapper i'd call myself S.U.V. and i'd walk around in a gold plated astronaut suit.

in one month of being well fed and sitting at a desk all day, i've grown a spare tire. don't laugh.

i'm awesome like richard dawson.

you're wack like jon konkak.

tecmo super bowl is the most satisfying sports video game ever.

come over and play with me.

duck hunt fun for a second, then kinda wack.

tetris reaffirms my belief that i'm a genius.

sometimes i think i got it going on, sometimes i think i'm ugly and stupid.

krispy kreme is stupid.

dane cook has no qualities, be they in style or content, that set him apart from any other comedian you see at any hole in the wall comedy joint anywhere on any given night.

your mom went to "the dukes of hazzard."

gotta go.