Today I went to Home Depot to buy a metal spike. If you try to tell me they do not sell these at Home Depot, I will laugh at you as if you are a monkey passing out from smelling his own shit.
The spike I selected was 3 inches wide at the base, 12 inches tall, and came to a needle-like point at the end. On my way home, I stopped at McDonalds and got a Big Mac meal, with a Mello Yello.
When I got home, I put the spike on my coffee table, and began to eat my meal. I looked at the spike and got an idea. I poured my Mello Yello into a glass, and filled my McDonalds cup with water. Then I slammed the Mcdonalds cup onto the spike. Water dribbled out of the cup. It wasn't nearly as exciting as I had hoped.
I ate most of my fries and my Big Mac, but not all. I ate until I was full. Then I slurped down the rest of my Mello Yello.
Then I slammed my head down onto the spike. Blood dribbled out of my head. It wasn't nearly as exciting as I had hoped.
The spike I selected was 3 inches wide at the base, 12 inches tall, and came to a needle-like point at the end. On my way home, I stopped at McDonalds and got a Big Mac meal, with a Mello Yello.
When I got home, I put the spike on my coffee table, and began to eat my meal. I looked at the spike and got an idea. I poured my Mello Yello into a glass, and filled my McDonalds cup with water. Then I slammed the Mcdonalds cup onto the spike. Water dribbled out of the cup. It wasn't nearly as exciting as I had hoped.
I ate most of my fries and my Big Mac, but not all. I ate until I was full. Then I slurped down the rest of my Mello Yello.
Then I slammed my head down onto the spike. Blood dribbled out of my head. It wasn't nearly as exciting as I had hoped.
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parks:
don't tell anyone, but i've never listend to dwight yoakam.
pixie_punch:
hardcore at home depot