contrast

Autobiography of contrast

age 1 -
age 2 -
age 3 - hated spaghettios
age 4 - ran around in the sprinkler
age 5 - too old for seseme street
age 6 - still peeing in the bed
age 7 - too old for the children's sermon
age 8 - realized i'm smarter than my teachers
age 9 - he-man and transformers 24/7
age 10 - run d.m.c.
age 11 - nintendo 24/7
age 12 - dirt poor sucks
age 13 - masterbate 24/7
age 14 - dad gets a job, i get nice clothes
age 15 - ladies love me
age 16 - beer
age 17 - negative creep
age 18 - lost
age 19 - depressed
age 20 - defeated
age 21 - slacker
age 22 - drugs
age 23 - live in girlfriend
age 24 - teachers stroke my ego
age 25 - creative differences
age 26 - retreat
age 27 - independent
age 28 - searching
age 29 - give up
age 30 - pimp of the nation


starring:

giovanni ribisi as
leonardo dicaprio as
vin diesel as
mr. t as
john larroquette as
tom hanks as
meridith baxter burney as
stephen baldwin as
max headroom as
kadeem hardison as
david spade as
burt reynolds as
marc singer as
and featuring yahoo serious as

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