poppycock!
so i bought some nuts today. looking around at whats on sale... find this can of poppycock, it says "just the nuts." then it lists the nuts: walnuts, almonds and cashews. and i like those nuts. so i'm like, hell yeah.
get the shit home, and open it up, and am horrified to find them bunched toghether in a hard sugar coating! i guess i sort of knew thats what poppycock was, but i thought it was just a brand, because the can said "just the nuts." then i read the smaller print and it said "in our famous glaze." fuck your famous glaze. you ruined some perfectly good nuts.
and to that i say: poppycock!
seriously, when did people stop saying poppycock? why did they start? people DID used to say poppycock, right? or am i nuts?
so i bought some nuts today. looking around at whats on sale... find this can of poppycock, it says "just the nuts." then it lists the nuts: walnuts, almonds and cashews. and i like those nuts. so i'm like, hell yeah.
get the shit home, and open it up, and am horrified to find them bunched toghether in a hard sugar coating! i guess i sort of knew thats what poppycock was, but i thought it was just a brand, because the can said "just the nuts." then i read the smaller print and it said "in our famous glaze." fuck your famous glaze. you ruined some perfectly good nuts.
and to that i say: poppycock!
seriously, when did people stop saying poppycock? why did they start? people DID used to say poppycock, right? or am i nuts?
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steel_talons:
i guess you ARE what you eat. which makes me a turkey and cheese sandwich about now.
lunna:
Just wanted to tell you that your new profile picture is umm 
and yeah 
ok runs away now.
and yeah ok runs away now.