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if you were to literally shit a brick, that would be a shitty situation.
say you're sitting on the toilet, and you shit a brick. not only is this gonna do severe damage to your bunghole, when the brick drops there's a good chance that its gonna bust your toilet, and then you'd be sitting in a pile of shattered porcelin. bad times.
or, suppose you're not on the toilet. suppose you're just going about your day and you shit a brick. now you've got a brick sticking half out your ass because it is trapped in your underpants. bad times.

i want you to think about these things if and when the next time somebody says "shit a brick."

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do you have any skills? artistic or creative skills? like writing, painting, gardening, cooking, auto detailing, square dancing.. whatever etc...

if so, list them. feel free to brag.

i want to learn some new skills.