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put that on loop and eat a coco puffs cereal bar. then put your hand in your pants.

this weekend i've been living off of hot dogs, jolly good cola, and milwaukee's best. fuck'n a. and i havnt showered. sexy....

how can i love myself and hate myself so much at the same time? quite a paradox.

now i'm gonna go read punk planet and think about doing something awesome. and then i'll probably beat off and go to sleep.

righteous!

when i grow up i want to be beavis.

you should create and market a anthropomorphic plastic toy potato that has kleenex and lube as accessories. and call it Master Bataterhead.

lick 'um.

ya know, triscuits are pretty fucking under-rated. i mean, for just being, like, wheat, or whatever the fuck they are, they're pretty fucking good.