so today i got a check for...
brace yourself...
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!
yeah, not exactly gonna pay off my credit card bills with that, but i'm actually really excited about getting the freelance ball rollling again.
now i actually have cash on hand, so i can turn the dollar bills into quarters, and do my frickin laundry. i'm usually a fairly clean person, but i've got piles of clothes strewn all about my apartment.
and i'm down to my last pair of socks. point your nose towards uptown minneapolis. if you inhale deeply enough, you can probably smell me.
now if you'll excuse me, i gotta go roll around naked in 100 one dollar bills, laughing maniacly.
brace yourself...
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!
yeah, not exactly gonna pay off my credit card bills with that, but i'm actually really excited about getting the freelance ball rollling again.
now i actually have cash on hand, so i can turn the dollar bills into quarters, and do my frickin laundry. i'm usually a fairly clean person, but i've got piles of clothes strewn all about my apartment.
and i'm down to my last pair of socks. point your nose towards uptown minneapolis. if you inhale deeply enough, you can probably smell me.
now if you'll excuse me, i gotta go roll around naked in 100 one dollar bills, laughing maniacly.
ick man.
but hey seriously, I want to do that zombie stuff. hook a girlie up.