contessla

I received a lot of great things at my baby shower.
Clothes, a sling carrier, a Tool Lullaby CD, clothes, diapers, and more clothes.
I think I could possibly have enough clothes to dress my little girl in three outfits a day for her entire infancy.
Perhaps I should invest in a lot of Dreft.

Anyway, I'm starting to get really nervous about giving birth. I was watching "A Baby Story" on TLC today and saw a woman piss, shit and barf pretty much at the same time while she was pushing.

How mortifying. I hope this doesn't happen to me...

Onto a more depressing note, I just realized after looking at the baby shower pictures how fucking much my face has filled out. I can't wait to lose the weight.

Here I am at my shower with a couple of pregnant friends...
Goodtimes...