Got some good news and some bad news...
The good news first. I has been years since I have been laid. I know--how is this good news? Well it has motivated me to take up an exercise regamim, and loose some weight. The truth be told I don't actually know how much I weight, as I peg my bathroom scale at 275. So it must be around 300. To the end of loosing weight, I decided to buy a bicycle. For my techy readers, I got a chain-less bike, with a shaft drive, and an eight speed Shimano Alfine hub. It is made by Dynamic Bicycles and is just super smooth and the easiest riding back I have ever rode. Aside from the seat being a bit too small for my lard ass, I totally love the bike. I have been riding it for a week and my heart and lungs feel so much better, as does my back and legs. One unintended consequence, that I did not think would happen after only a week--my dick is getting much harder, and grows to it's full 20 year old size. When I loose the 100 extra pounds, I will post it in "Claim that Penis." The only down side to this, is that I rode it in a rain storm, and you guessed it--caught a nasty cold. That is the bad news.
The good news first. I has been years since I have been laid. I know--how is this good news? Well it has motivated me to take up an exercise regamim, and loose some weight. The truth be told I don't actually know how much I weight, as I peg my bathroom scale at 275. So it must be around 300. To the end of loosing weight, I decided to buy a bicycle. For my techy readers, I got a chain-less bike, with a shaft drive, and an eight speed Shimano Alfine hub. It is made by Dynamic Bicycles and is just super smooth and the easiest riding back I have ever rode. Aside from the seat being a bit too small for my lard ass, I totally love the bike. I have been riding it for a week and my heart and lungs feel so much better, as does my back and legs. One unintended consequence, that I did not think would happen after only a week--my dick is getting much harder, and grows to it's full 20 year old size. When I loose the 100 extra pounds, I will post it in "Claim that Penis." The only down side to this, is that I rode it in a rain storm, and you guessed it--caught a nasty cold. That is the bad news.
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I will say on the exercise front, the hills are still slowing me down, but I am making it up them, so they are loosing!
Oh, Cadavre, you are so beautiful, you don't need to do a thing. But keep up the good work, there is noting like having a strong heart, and lungs, and some rock hard legs!