ok a lesson i learned tonite never do the grownup with your phone in the bed you just might call someone on speed dial and thee just might keep listening instend of hanging up( why me!!!) in a couple of hours the rugrats will be here and it will be another day of hell 4 me their like instant birthcontrol it is like the know how to piss you off . i swear their going to take over the world i like in "children of the corn" pls save me lawd take me now!!!!!! 
Fun with kids, huh. Glad I get to leave mine at home an escape to work (for another kind of fun with juveniles).
When are you going to get here so we can go get drunk???? You suck. YOu AND the children of the corn. Tell those little fuckers AuntieShawnie is gonna come fuck them up if they don't get in line!!!!!