conjob

ok heres a riddle for you.
how can i get a car when i have no car, how can i get a car when i have no job, and how can i get either when ive never had a gf to motivate me to want these things.

so heres how my life is going. my mom keeps bitching about wanting me to scrape paint off the walls of my stepsisters room and then she wants me to prep it and paint it. but i cant fuckin scrape the paint because that would be the high point of my day and thats just to fucking depressing. i have no car because my mom wont sign the title over to me so i can put insurance on it or let me pay for her to put insurance on it. with no car during the day so no way to apply anywhere at a anyplace, she still bitches about me not doing anything with my life. I want my life to move forward but my family is keeping me back. and before you say well just move out and dont talk to them or some shit, i have nowhere to go i dont know anyone, and my main source of income is my grandma who is just as bad at times as my mom.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!