Well I had an epiphany. I think I'm going to be an elementary school teacher-4th and 5th grade probably. I know it sounds like something I shouldn't just jump into, but I've seen omens and the path pretty much paved itself before me. I think this is something I have to do. Besides, it's funny when 10 year olds pee their pants. And I get to have class parties and eat all the cookies the moms bring in MUAH HAH HAH HAH HAH. Besides, man, school lunches fuckin rock!
I can still be Tank Girl Buttons on the weekends... Nobody ever has to know what my living conditions and private lifestyles are, right? All they have to know is I'm good with kids, I'm patient and I'll be a wonderful teacher. I won't rape them or hurt them or put them down. It'll be great--I'll be great. I actually sound confident, don't I? HA!
I can still be Tank Girl Buttons on the weekends... Nobody ever has to know what my living conditions and private lifestyles are, right? All they have to know is I'm good with kids, I'm patient and I'll be a wonderful teacher. I won't rape them or hurt them or put them down. It'll be great--I'll be great. I actually sound confident, don't I? HA!