Arse cakes! it's cold again!
Do you think you could wear a wetsuit permanently and pee in it to keep warm? or is that a foolish idea? At this rate i'm gonna have to skin a caribou just to keep the icicles off my pants!
I'd love to tell you all about my weekend, i'm led to believe i had a good time, but i...
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Do you think you could wear a wetsuit permanently and pee in it to keep warm? or is that a foolish idea? At this rate i'm gonna have to skin a caribou just to keep the icicles off my pants!
I'd love to tell you all about my weekend, i'm led to believe i had a good time, but i...
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I'm gonna be quick cos i need to try and outpace the computer having a siezure!
The weekend rocked, good show on friday and an even better one on saturday, I finally got to use the 'we demand cake and the finest wines known to humanity' line from Withnail and I!! it's been something of an ambition for years. So, yeah i was shoe-horned into...
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The weekend rocked, good show on friday and an even better one on saturday, I finally got to use the 'we demand cake and the finest wines known to humanity' line from Withnail and I!! it's been something of an ambition for years. So, yeah i was shoe-horned into...
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fenstar:
ha ha ha ha ha
i didn't steal them
though for half a second it ran through my mind
but then i had a reality check
and wandered on to get my blood sucked
i didn't steal them
though for half a second it ran through my mind
but then i had a reality check
and wandered on to get my blood sucked
fenstar:
nice to meet you too 
Morning.
Right, after yesterdays farce today i am going to attempt to write something a little more relevant. I feel a little dazed this morning to be fair, thank god it's my day off i'll have a chance to prepare for the weekend: night out in town tonight somewhere, playing in the Brunswick in Gloucester on friday and then in the Dublin Castle in Camden...
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Right, after yesterdays farce today i am going to attempt to write something a little more relevant. I feel a little dazed this morning to be fair, thank god it's my day off i'll have a chance to prepare for the weekend: night out in town tonight somewhere, playing in the Brunswick in Gloucester on friday and then in the Dublin Castle in Camden...
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dylan:
Legs. With an axe. Definitely.
Not that I'm in an unforgiving mood or anything
And I agree with you on the licensing laws. Though as I work in a club, I can't say I'm embracing them joyfully.
Not that I'm in an unforgiving mood or anything
And I agree with you on the licensing laws. Though as I work in a club, I can't say I'm embracing them joyfully.
metatag:
My thoughts and caveats on the subject are the same. I worry much more about Alcohol than Al Queada, judging by what I see in Cheltenam.
It's funny that in ten years of living in Worcester, the worst thing I encountered was someone being rude to me in a pub. In 'Nam, I have nearly been attacked a few times and thought that things were going the wrong way many more times.
I am glad that I picked up some street sense as a kid. It's better to avoid shit like that...
P.S. I would have like to have seen your gig. Hope it went well.
It's funny that in ten years of living in Worcester, the worst thing I encountered was someone being rude to me in a pub. In 'Nam, I have nearly been attacked a few times and thought that things were going the wrong way many more times.
I am glad that I picked up some street sense as a kid. It's better to avoid shit like that...
P.S. I would have like to have seen your gig. Hope it went well.
Thank god for that! No one saw it!
I had to come back and get rid of that last entry just for being the most badly written, grammatically vacant, boring piece of shit i've ever written. It was troubling me whilst i cooked. Now, i can rest easy.
Ssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh.
I had to come back and get rid of that last entry just for being the most badly written, grammatically vacant, boring piece of shit i've ever written. It was troubling me whilst i cooked. Now, i can rest easy.
Ssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh.
Oh what the hell, i'm here now! First i was then i wasn't now i can't be arsed not to! So prepare for the usual unchecked onslaught of exclamation marks and misplaced punctuation. Also i appear completely unable to type this evening, just warning you.
So...
We played the Tourdates launch party in brum on thursday and it was an absolute riot, we had a...
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So...
We played the Tourdates launch party in brum on thursday and it was an absolute riot, we had a...
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nnnnnghhhhh..........choooo........splat!
bollocks, i've got bird flu. or some bizarre kind of tropical snot disease! It would be great if my head didn't try and explode every time i blinked, cos i've just been wandering round work like a concussed child, bumping into things and mumbling randomly at customers. This may have been what led to outbreak of zombies sighted earlier in Cheltenham, there were at...
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bollocks, i've got bird flu. or some bizarre kind of tropical snot disease! It would be great if my head didn't try and explode every time i blinked, cos i've just been wandering round work like a concussed child, bumping into things and mumbling randomly at customers. This may have been what led to outbreak of zombies sighted earlier in Cheltenham, there were at...
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inky_tinky:
awww u poorly bard... man flu nasty...sorry colds suck make you feel really misrable.
hope you feel beta soon...
kool zombie idea..hehe
hope you feel beta soon...
kool zombie idea..hehe
Hey! and hello! i'm back, i had the most amazing week ever, i've done things i never thought i would get the chance to. You know your list of things to do before you die? well i managed to check off quite a few of them. In no particular order...
watched whales playing in the ocean,
flew in a Huey,
fired a 9mm Beretta,
stood...
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watched whales playing in the ocean,
flew in a Huey,
fired a 9mm Beretta,
stood...
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foralways:
hehe. that made me laugh ALOT. I'd completely forgotten what i'd said to you.
trills:
Would say all planned out, but I'm attempting to get stuff done at least!
Good evening Cape town! Sorry but i am gonna be unbearable for ages! please forgive me, it's been so long since i've got to go away and i'm loving it! This has been the best holiday ever.
At the moment i'm sat in the hotel, sipping a double Jack and Coke aching from hanging on to a scooter for grim death while we ground our...
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At the moment i'm sat in the hotel, sipping a double Jack and Coke aching from hanging on to a scooter for grim death while we ground our...
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Ah ha... A blank page!
Isn't running great? A bizarre thing to say possibly, and certainly not something i ever expected to say. But lack of funds for a gym membership has led me down new and unusual paths. So i got hold of our singers weights bench and decided to start running after work as there is a very handy park right next to...
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Isn't running great? A bizarre thing to say possibly, and certainly not something i ever expected to say. But lack of funds for a gym membership has led me down new and unusual paths. So i got hold of our singers weights bench and decided to start running after work as there is a very handy park right next to...
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summer:
I know..if i wanted to be that annoying asshat i'd be selling double glazing!
tsui:
Have a great holiday!
Well, i've spent the morning doing something i really didn't want to have to do. I just want her to understand, how can you explain that much as you may want to be with someone, you're just not good for each other. So my soul is scoured, my heart is re-broken, my eyeliner running down my cheeks, maybe one day she'll forgive me, maybe not....
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burningkrome:
Complicity said:
It has a certain continuity i suppose, and does of course depend on how you define religion. As society evolves, how we define, and what we class as religion also must alter. But what do think to the fact that as 'western/christian' society moves towards a more enlightened i guess or liberal point of view, certain other religions are are becoming more hard line?
Its not that certain religions are becoming more hard line. It is that certain subdivisions of some religions are become more hard line...but more importantly, more vocal.
The death throes of any outdated policy are always trumpeted loudly by a diminishing group of reactionaries.
summer:
Hahaha, i wouldn't want to do that to the psp, it's soooo beautiful.
He keeps pushing me to try to sell people things, i hate saying "are you interested in this shitty game for 7.99, you won't play it, but i'm going to try and flog it to you anyway" - ok, so i don't say that..but rargh!
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He keeps pushing me to try to sell people things, i hate saying "are you interested in this shitty game for 7.99, you won't play it, but i'm going to try and flog it to you anyway" - ok, so i don't say that..but rargh!
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AAAAAARRGH! Ghost is on tv! may i point out that i only know this cos i'm in my flatmates room desperately fending off the boredom!
Who needs money anyway when friends are so wonderful!
We had a great writing session last night at mine as i had not enough petrol to get over to glos, lovely band bought me cigarettes, food and smokeable loveliness, plus...
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Who needs money anyway when friends are so wonderful!
We had a great writing session last night at mine as i had not enough petrol to get over to glos, lovely band bought me cigarettes, food and smokeable loveliness, plus...
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vicky:
Thanks! 
creamygoodness:
Hi there. Sorry it took me so long to reply, I'm godawful at that. I'll gird my loins to do some serious journal commenting and then just fall asleep.
Glad to see I was doing a public service with my journal, I'll have to keep it up
And what was it about me being a librarian that amde you check my journal, just out of curiosity?
Glad to see I was doing a public service with my journal, I'll have to keep it up
And what was it about me being a librarian that amde you check my journal, just out of curiosity?
And the wetsuit/pee plan - probably good for warmth, but bad for hygiene. And probably will drive your friends away, depending on their sense of smell.
naaa, u have to ask for it or you dont get it....
so we got half and half, u know how it is....
hope yr well mate..
as for a movie idea... has to be 'american psycho'
huey lewis and the news, phil collins.... need i say more..
[Edited on Dec 12, 2005 9:12PM]