Can anyone tell me why chav kids have one trouser leg tucked into their sock? It leaves them looking like a your grandad after he's just got off a pushbike! I tried asking one yesterday, but he just grumbled at me so i threw him out.
Insufficient sleep, excess bourbon, too many things i'm really not at liberty to divulge, once more my weekend was......
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Insufficient sleep, excess bourbon, too many things i'm really not at liberty to divulge, once more my weekend was......
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Bored bored bored bored!
For the love of god please suggest something to entertain me til friday.
H
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Right, sorry thats crap.
Must make more of an effort.
The show was great at the weekend, shocking i know, given that it pretty much went as i predicted, but when we're on form we really do have a good time....
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For the love of god please suggest something to entertain me til friday.
H
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L
P
M
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Right, sorry thats crap.
Must make more of an effort.
The show was great at the weekend, shocking i know, given that it pretty much went as i predicted, but when we're on form we really do have a good time....
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fenstar:
Top Gear makes me dribble and laugh like a little kid 
fenstar:
*embarrassing moment* - i fell asleep on the train on the way home today and i dribbled 
Funny shit!!
Funny shit!!
Aloha!!
Greetings from this dim and distant outpost of SG-land, a kind of metaphorical Antarctica or ice station zebra. Where a bitingly cold wind blows the doors open and howls through shadowy flickering corridors, threatening a storm just over the horizon. Well thats how this place makes me feel at the moment. Much as Cheltenham is a million and one times better than Ross-on-fucking-Wye it...
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Greetings from this dim and distant outpost of SG-land, a kind of metaphorical Antarctica or ice station zebra. Where a bitingly cold wind blows the doors open and howls through shadowy flickering corridors, threatening a storm just over the horizon. Well thats how this place makes me feel at the moment. Much as Cheltenham is a million and one times better than Ross-on-fucking-Wye it...
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dylan:
Sure I'd take commissions, would you pay a fiver (that would include post and packaging)? 
acwildheart:
Ah well, enjoy mate. And cheers for the comment - believe you me, bands like the Arctic Monkeys are the whole fuckin' raison d'etre for my lot, our mission is destroy the fuckers' credibility before it's too late!!
Do you ever wonder what you'd say (given some bizarre time-slipage event) if you ever met yourself from 10 years ago?
I appreciate that this is an unlikely occurence but nonetheless it has been playing on my mind.
You see the 18yo me is probably so far removed from myself now that i wouldn't even recognise me. Back then i was so horrendously self-absorbed and...
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I appreciate that this is an unlikely occurence but nonetheless it has been playing on my mind.
You see the 18yo me is probably so far removed from myself now that i wouldn't even recognise me. Back then i was so horrendously self-absorbed and...
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fenstar:
can i be catwoman instead please? 
Ola!
How are we all people?
Apologies for reverting to my crap non-updating ways, very ignorant of me, and i shall send myself to bed without any tea as punishment!
So.....
Never try to drive through Monmouth to get to Cardiff, they appear to be unable to negotiate roundabouts without crashing every 5 mins and blocking the road for 4 fucking hours!
Never plan a...
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How are we all people?
Apologies for reverting to my crap non-updating ways, very ignorant of me, and i shall send myself to bed without any tea as punishment!
So.....
Never try to drive through Monmouth to get to Cardiff, they appear to be unable to negotiate roundabouts without crashing every 5 mins and blocking the road for 4 fucking hours!
Never plan a...
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harleen:
Ha - I read that as 'skwaa UK' - like a patriotic rebel parrot or something....
skys:
aah the joys of the crobar, what a mecca in an otherwise shitty part of town,
I'll start by saying farewell to the lovely Nadine, the person that first introduced me to this place, on a rather over-excited bus journey back from london!
We're playing a show in Cardiff again tonight, if you're around come along to The Point, there'll be a free bar as it another Tour dates
launch show.
Fuck! i have no inspiration to write at all,...
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We're playing a show in Cardiff again tonight, if you're around come along to The Point, there'll be a free bar as it another Tour dates
launch show.
Fuck! i have no inspiration to write at all,...
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emma_treasure:
i agree with harleen, manboob = not very nice, especially if they are droopy and hairy, eeeww wheer did that come from?!?!?! scared myself now! 
idle_hands:
shame about the wallet thing bud..
L.A. will be ace...
see you when we get back!
\m/
L.A. will be ace...
see you when we get back!
\m/
Oh christ! Right then, here goes:
1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
My finely chiseled features! or my eyebrows apparently!
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they...
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1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
My finely chiseled features! or my eyebrows apparently!
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they...
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perdy:
Right then, I shall telepathically send the pictures to your computer.
[Edited on Jan 13, 2006 10:00AM]
[Edited on Jan 13, 2006 10:00AM]
dylan:
Yay, I thought Oldboy was fantastic It makes me so conflicted at the end, I want to be happy for them but it's just so wrong!
It makes me so conflicted at the end, I want to be happy for them but it's just so wrong!
Woo Hoo! 3 days off! how happy have i been!
I hope your new years were as you wished them to be, mine was pretty good actually, the best for a while, i think, i cant remember any others!
Word of advice from me to you, don't drink an entire bottle of Morgans Spiced in an hour and a half! So i had a cracking...
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I hope your new years were as you wished them to be, mine was pretty good actually, the best for a while, i think, i cant remember any others!
Word of advice from me to you, don't drink an entire bottle of Morgans Spiced in an hour and a half! So i had a cracking...
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pixiebelle:
You've been tagged! Sorry, but I refuse to be the only one having to think of witty responses! 
Sorry, but I refuse to be the only one having to think of witty responses!
pixiebelle:
Yep, sorry! Brain required! I always feel guilty sending them on but I just can't resist it. 
I always feel guilty sending them on but I just can't resist it. Gak! it smells of nail varnish remover in here..Poo!!
Well Merry Christmas all you badgers! Hope yours were full of magic and wonderment and that your loot was spectacular!
I can tell you've been wating with baited breath to find the answer to the riddle of my future...... well the answer is
Activism!!
Weren't expecting that were ya? (unless you read [MEMBER=Celeste's] journal, or texted...
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Well Merry Christmas all you badgers! Hope yours were full of magic and wonderment and that your loot was spectacular!
I can tell you've been wating with baited breath to find the answer to the riddle of my future...... well the answer is
Activism!!
Weren't expecting that were ya? (unless you read [MEMBER=Celeste's] journal, or texted...
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emma_treasure:
hello, good on your for getting off your arse and doing something about the things you care about. I quit my job at coca-cola last year to go and work for a veggie wholefoods cooperative, bloody risky but worth it, or it will be if i get a job out of it! (will know by the end of jan!!!) if i don't i'll be asking for donations towards my mortgage! And about the band, you have to go with your heart on that one. it might not be the right decision in the end but at least you'lll know you stayed true to yourself. but on a lighter note, fuck it! have a pirate
Em xox
Em xox
pixiebelle:
Happy New Year!
Hope you had a fabulous night and that the hangover today is not impingeing too much on you fitting into the pencil skirt.
Hope you had a fabulous night and that the hangover today is not impingeing too much on you fitting into the pencil skirt.
Right, don't laugh, actually hang on i need another drink...
I've finally finally (you have no idea how long this has taken to happen) decided what i want to do with my life when this whole band thing goes pop.
I think i should give you 5 guesses.
It's not necessarily something that i want to make a career out of but at least its...
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I've finally finally (you have no idea how long this has taken to happen) decided what i want to do with my life when this whole band thing goes pop.
I think i should give you 5 guesses.
It's not necessarily something that i want to make a career out of but at least its...
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metatag:
In case I don't get the chance before the big day, have a great Christmas
nadine:
new yr is roberto's bday so were staying in with loads of alcohol, the plan is to drink until we fall down!
COME OUT TONIGHTYOU GAYO!!!!!
COME OUT TONIGHTYOU GAYO!!!!!
Dear Santa,
Please can i have my memory back for xmas? I appreciate that this may be difficult as it was last seen in the company of several suspicious looking memories, and may easily have been led astray, but it is deep down a good memory with good teeth and bright eyes.
Thank you.
Well at least i changed my profile pic.
I'm so over...
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Please can i have my memory back for xmas? I appreciate that this may be difficult as it was last seen in the company of several suspicious looking memories, and may easily have been led astray, but it is deep down a good memory with good teeth and bright eyes.
Thank you.
Well at least i changed my profile pic.
I'm so over...
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elysia:
Dude that is a fucking excellent idea. Although I have considered it before and it had nothing to do with the religious fuckfest that is the "apparent" birth of Christ.
I just happen to live next to a bunch of cunts.
I just happen to live next to a bunch of cunts.
fenstar:
what are you saying to me special needs?
lol
lol
I've just started reading one of Jeremy Clarksons' books and it's nowhere near as funny as I expected. Blazer and jean combo wearing bastard.