complainey

i felt a lot like aquaman today. i was talking to a fish. the fish did not respond. i dunno how aquaman does it. i guess you got it or you don't. and i don't.

conversation with a fish:

me: fish, you know what your problem is, man?
fish: ::swim swim::
me: you got no ambition.
fish: ::still swimming around::
me: seriously man, look at you. you got this sweet tank with all the fixin's. you've got that sunken treasure. a lot of people would KILL for that treasure, dude. but look at you. just swimmin' around. not a care in the world. i kind of envy you. but at the same time i pity you.
fish: ::seemingly puzzled::
me: you eat flakes! you swim around in your own feces!! i guess life isn't as easy as it looks, IS IT FISHY??//slash

note to self: don't talk to fish when you're drunk. additionally, never get a pet fish. you might kill it out of spite.