Picked up a brand spankin' new springform pan today. Hope to be baking like crazy soon here.
Got an e-mail from mom telling me that my grandpa has a tumor. He's been in and out of the hospital for...
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I need to start thinking before I speak. I said "cock & balls" infront of...
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Congratulations on your recent break up. Although you think that you will never love again, I can assure you that your heart will be mended. By me. Please consider the following in the coming days:
I am not a superstar. I was not voted America's #1 Stud by US Weekly. I was, however voted #11 in MacLean's Top 10 Canadian teen idols. This...
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She Dutch Ovened the dog one night. The dog couldn't find it's way out from under the covers fast enough and wound up vomitting on the sheets.
There's a drive-in theatre in Sacramento. I haven't been to one in ages! So looking forward to that.
Dagwood seems a little sad. I think he misses Anwwn. That and the move must have the little guy in...
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Him: Fuck you.
Me: Buy me dinner first. (a la Doug)
Him: Or you're so tough behind that desk. I'll see you after work. We'll see who's tough then.
Me: Fuck.
I had to sneak out the back door when I got off work at 7:00 and book it down the alley. I'm such a sissy.
Only a man who sees giants can ever stand upon their shoulders.
I'm tired. I'm getting sick. I've spent the last couple of nights staring at spread sheets and punching numbers. I'm getting the hang of it, but it'll still take a couple more days to get this shit down pat.
A woman came running into my building the other day. I heard her from...
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Three boxes of CDs.
Two boxes of VHS.
A box of DVDs.
Several boxes of books.
And now I need more boxes.
I'm going to spend the entire day watching movies, eating pizza, copying CDs onto my harddrive and cleaning.