how comicking got his name - the final chapter.
Comicknight, being a great and noble soul, didst travel back to attempt to slay the evil dragon Da-luth these last few days.. and low and behold, the dragon had his evil clutches on the fair maiden Benni again!
Pulling out his Hackmaster +12™ Comic went to work on the dragon. He travelled far north to McCarthy Manor and across the plains of St. Scholastica. Travelling west over the cliffs he found the lair of the dragon at Jiffy Lube™ and plundered the cave. Then back east and travelling south along a Superior street underneath the long dried bones of large animals too scary to attempt to describe what they may have been, let alone try to figure out why there were horseless carriages now seeming to float like mosquitos over them. Finally hearing a call for help from the fair maiden, Comic rushed to her side.
Lo and behold, she was not in the clutches of the dragon, and his minions had apparently woken her out of a deep haze and cast her out! Scooping her up, Comic tended to her wounds and sent her on her way to a 'toga party where the dragon Da-Luth was known to be hiding. There, meeting up with thelefthand, who was undercover as a minion for the dragon, we didst attempt, in a very wordful way to finally bring the dragon to his knees. Comic carved a large hole in the breast of the dragon and the minions rejoiced that their dark lord was finally dead.
The minions asked Comic to be their king, and crowned him as such, but being noble of heart, the newly crowned Comicking declined. "Adventure is calling me" he said, and without another word he left. The minions renamed the land, oddly enough naming it after their fallen dark lord. Benni shall continue to go to the party, but for the time being, comicking is no longer needed (desired perhaps, but not needed).
The End.....?
Comicknight, being a great and noble soul, didst travel back to attempt to slay the evil dragon Da-luth these last few days.. and low and behold, the dragon had his evil clutches on the fair maiden Benni again!
Pulling out his Hackmaster +12™ Comic went to work on the dragon. He travelled far north to McCarthy Manor and across the plains of St. Scholastica. Travelling west over the cliffs he found the lair of the dragon at Jiffy Lube™ and plundered the cave. Then back east and travelling south along a Superior street underneath the long dried bones of large animals too scary to attempt to describe what they may have been, let alone try to figure out why there were horseless carriages now seeming to float like mosquitos over them. Finally hearing a call for help from the fair maiden, Comic rushed to her side.
Lo and behold, she was not in the clutches of the dragon, and his minions had apparently woken her out of a deep haze and cast her out! Scooping her up, Comic tended to her wounds and sent her on her way to a 'toga party where the dragon Da-Luth was known to be hiding. There, meeting up with thelefthand, who was undercover as a minion for the dragon, we didst attempt, in a very wordful way to finally bring the dragon to his knees. Comic carved a large hole in the breast of the dragon and the minions rejoiced that their dark lord was finally dead.
The minions asked Comic to be their king, and crowned him as such, but being noble of heart, the newly crowned Comicking declined. "Adventure is calling me" he said, and without another word he left. The minions renamed the land, oddly enough naming it after their fallen dark lord. Benni shall continue to go to the party, but for the time being, comicking is no longer needed (desired perhaps, but not needed).
The End.....?
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dem_z:
Hello, if it isn't too much trouble I would very much like to be included in your stats thing. Thankyou! 
scarydoll:
Strangely, although it is quite obvious that your name says Comic King, I have always read it as a verb. You know, comicking, like laughing, running, hiding. Sorry, I think I just read too fast and don't take the time to really look at words. 