Well, I've got to work tonight. I have a very important choice to make: It's the old stay or go one.... I hate change..... I also hate things staying the same..... What do I do? 
malice:
Make a change for the better...then you won't hate change so much. If you hate your job so much, go try and find one that suits you better 
comicicon:
I wrote that wrong. The choice was moving and now I've made it.