Just a couple of things.
1) Remember that yes your car has windows. Sounds stupid but seriously when we're in our cars it sometimes seems as if we are cut off from the outside world and can't be seen. This is very far from the truth. Just the other day I was at a stop light and looked in my rear view only to see a guy I thought was Mike Holmgren(Seattle Seahawks Coach)...yes football. Anyway, after I realized that it wasn't the guy started picking his nose. Ok, it's kind of like a good scratch. Sometimes it just has to be done. But what happened next was straight out of a horror movie. I've seen some pretty damn spooky sights in my time but not much could have prepared me for what came next. The bastard actually ate the boogar he just picked. WTF! Another piece of advice...Don't shake hands with a guy that looks like Mike Holmgren.
2) Keep your damn mouth shut! I just told my wife about a changing table I saw at a 2nd hand store. Minor scuffs but what the hell it was a screaming deal. After telling my wife she took a look at it and agreed it was a great deal and the purchase was made. Damn the luck now I have to paint it. Had I kept my damn mouth shut I might've gotten it via the grandparents. With that out of the way now I'm sure we'll get the clown mobile that neither of us wants and will surely scar the child well in to his/her 20's.
Heed these words and you might just make it through the next 2 hours without any major distress. Me, I'm off to shake hands with Holmgren. I like to live dangerously.
1) Remember that yes your car has windows. Sounds stupid but seriously when we're in our cars it sometimes seems as if we are cut off from the outside world and can't be seen. This is very far from the truth. Just the other day I was at a stop light and looked in my rear view only to see a guy I thought was Mike Holmgren(Seattle Seahawks Coach)...yes football. Anyway, after I realized that it wasn't the guy started picking his nose. Ok, it's kind of like a good scratch. Sometimes it just has to be done. But what happened next was straight out of a horror movie. I've seen some pretty damn spooky sights in my time but not much could have prepared me for what came next. The bastard actually ate the boogar he just picked. WTF! Another piece of advice...Don't shake hands with a guy that looks like Mike Holmgren.
2) Keep your damn mouth shut! I just told my wife about a changing table I saw at a 2nd hand store. Minor scuffs but what the hell it was a screaming deal. After telling my wife she took a look at it and agreed it was a great deal and the purchase was made. Damn the luck now I have to paint it. Had I kept my damn mouth shut I might've gotten it via the grandparents. With that out of the way now I'm sure we'll get the clown mobile that neither of us wants and will surely scar the child well in to his/her 20's.
Heed these words and you might just make it through the next 2 hours without any major distress. Me, I'm off to shake hands with Holmgren. I like to live dangerously.