We're looking for someone to fill a room in our east village three bedroom apartment starting May 1st through Sept. 1st. We know it's short notice but someone just dropped off the roster. Our main concern is to find someone compatible who we can have a really awesome summer with, someone who is gonna click with the group and share a really good environment... Read More
Slime: "What do you do in there?"
God: "It's a live sex show."
Slime: (Something Shitty.)
God: (Laughs.)
Slave: "Honey, why don't you just kill'em?"
God: "I want their money."