coltoncasanova

My st. patty's day rocked sooooo hard.
i woke up at 9am to go downtown Cleveland where there were lik 15,000 people. just crazy.
im pretty sure i had a good buzz going at 12pm. walking around the city drunk in front of cops made me laugh.
oh then soooo many random awesome things happend to me.
1. I ran into like all my friends

2. i got some random lap dance for a pretty decent look lady at the house of blues.

3. after waiting 10mins to go to the bathroom i had 2 chick randomly walk into the guys bathroom screaming "we're not looking" then come up behind me pissing and say hurry up. ha then they snuck a peak and asked if i need any help with that, hahahahaha weirdest piss i ever had.

4. while stuck in a crowd some lady in front of me kept grinding her ass on my dick.....i kinda liked it lol

5. a freaking riot goes on right in front of me, and i got to watch the police beat the shit out of a bunch of people with their night sticks. one of the cops actually fired into the air.

6. i was sitting at my table really feeling drunk and some lady came up to me and made me dance with her......there was no fucking music!!!! lol

7. i ran into one of my friends ex girlfriends. and she made me feel her ass. and i liked it. does that make me a bad person?

so basically i drank from 11am to 12am. Does that make me a champ?