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surface piercings creep me out
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melissaann:
dear Paul, I hope you had a really good birthday and 'guys weekend'. I dont know why pete went to guys weekend, because it seems like its guys day every single day here. but thats just me. anyways, i hope you guys didnt get rained on. happy birthday.
melissaann:
i love technology, but not as much as you, you see.
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i just watched an entire hour of celebrity fit club and kind of hate myself a little more for doing so.

thank the lord there is no cable tv in cape girardeau.
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melissaann:
im baaaaaack
melissaann:
shittttt yeah
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went back to st. louis this weekend. the longer i'm away, the more desolate that place seems. short list of events that transpired:

- got a tour of the science center and dinosaur exhibit from an employee i met on myspace
- tried to explain evolution to my sister who really loves jesus
- bought new glasses
- bought 3 cds and a fishing pole
- sang karaoke badly...
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melissaann:
Im glad youre not a termite man!!
melissaann:
Im so glad you are back in action!!!
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i live with kurtz now. it's even gayer than it sounds. it turns out that we have neighbors with unsecured wireless internet access which is good because i'm a big fan of free shit.
melissaann:
im backkkkkkkkkkk, hows school?
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man, having real paychecks again is awesome. and really dangerous. i'm wicked stupid when it comes to money management. like, i could totally save money for next semester when i'll need it, but truthfully, i'll probably just invest a bunch of it into some stripper's coke habit.
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melissaann:
Paul! Chicago! what's it gonna be?
melissaann:
its cool, yo. it was awesomeeeee!!!
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cardinals opening day this tuesday smile
three long papers and two presentations due soon frown
guys weekend in the country in two weeks smile
family reunion this weekend frown

i must consider my options if i don't get a TA position at SEMO.
a. i could apply at the zoo
b. i could shoot myself in the face
c. i could become a truck driver

i've always...
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melissaann:
ZOO!

And I was really worried you werent going to renew your account. thank god you did.
cursivesailor:
truck driver lingo is awesome....

anyway, over and out.
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pistachios are the lamborghini of nuts. vroooooom you salty delicacies.
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melissaann:
Dude, I'll get them nice and drunk and them ask them for their numbers
melissaann:
I had fun at your party!
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time to start kicking some academia ass again.

Kurtz took me to a gay bar last night. That ol' smoothy.
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melissaann:
Ok, Dino tooth pics are up!!! they are in my pics under my art folder!!
kurtz:
faggot-ass-motherfucker..... kiss