first things first
while i was sitting in freshpot today
tanning
a women walks in with a dog
one of them shagy-ass dogs like with fur over its eyes
no big dea.
except this women had really thin dreadlock kinda long down to her
back
then i noticed something
the dog
the dog has fucking dreadlock too
like a shaggy dog with dreadlock
SHOULD THIS SHIT BE TOLERATED?
same fucking day in freshpot some dude was panhandling
at the table and another dude in line for coffee turns around
sez the panhandlin dudes a crack dealer
what the fuck?
i worked 4 hours today loading a truck
yo and the manager lady bought us sodapops for being such swell fellows
call me petty but i cant stand this kinda shit, i gotta sell my fucking labor
and motherfuckers are buying me sodapops, fuck wage labor
and this shit takes the cake
i signed up for this medical research study at ohsu, so i call the lady in charge of the study, talk to her, she sez im disqaulified cus i got a B.A degree and their looking for people with highschool degrees cus its like a si-co-logical typa test, fair enough, i hang up curse myself for not thinking fast enough on my feet and knowing wich questions to lie about cus there like an art or science to gettin yourself qualified for these typa things, yo like 7 some odd seconds after i call her she's calling back, the same lady, she askin for me, im there, i say yea this so and so, i realize i didnt tell her my name when i called her, so like she askin me the same questions again like i never called her before like im a totally different person, this time i say i have only a highschool education then she asks my age which she did the first time and she still hasnt caught on that i just called her, so at this point anxiety kicks in, i dont know what to think, do i tell her i just talked to her or what? im fucking baffled and trip out i cant fucking lie and cant tell here i just talked to her like 10 second ago so i stutter stammer and hang up the phone in mid-sentence, apparently at the exact same time i called her she was gonna call me, fucking coincidence, but its really shakin me up makeing me parnoid like how is that possible fucking weird if im already neurotic then fuck-it i might as well just give on trying to get through the day the whole episode had me trippin for a good half hour
and to top it all off i go to fuckin safeway but some spageti sauce the cheap-ass safeway brand and one jalepno plus some 99cent bread get to the counter and i dont have my safeway card and not enough money to pay for the non card member price
fuck the moder world!!!
while i was sitting in freshpot today
tanning
a women walks in with a dog
one of them shagy-ass dogs like with fur over its eyes
no big dea.
except this women had really thin dreadlock kinda long down to her
back
then i noticed something
the dog
the dog has fucking dreadlock too
like a shaggy dog with dreadlock
SHOULD THIS SHIT BE TOLERATED?
same fucking day in freshpot some dude was panhandling
at the table and another dude in line for coffee turns around
sez the panhandlin dudes a crack dealer
what the fuck?
i worked 4 hours today loading a truck
yo and the manager lady bought us sodapops for being such swell fellows
call me petty but i cant stand this kinda shit, i gotta sell my fucking labor
and motherfuckers are buying me sodapops, fuck wage labor
and this shit takes the cake
i signed up for this medical research study at ohsu, so i call the lady in charge of the study, talk to her, she sez im disqaulified cus i got a B.A degree and their looking for people with highschool degrees cus its like a si-co-logical typa test, fair enough, i hang up curse myself for not thinking fast enough on my feet and knowing wich questions to lie about cus there like an art or science to gettin yourself qualified for these typa things, yo like 7 some odd seconds after i call her she's calling back, the same lady, she askin for me, im there, i say yea this so and so, i realize i didnt tell her my name when i called her, so like she askin me the same questions again like i never called her before like im a totally different person, this time i say i have only a highschool education then she asks my age which she did the first time and she still hasnt caught on that i just called her, so at this point anxiety kicks in, i dont know what to think, do i tell her i just talked to her or what? im fucking baffled and trip out i cant fucking lie and cant tell here i just talked to her like 10 second ago so i stutter stammer and hang up the phone in mid-sentence, apparently at the exact same time i called her she was gonna call me, fucking coincidence, but its really shakin me up makeing me parnoid like how is that possible fucking weird if im already neurotic then fuck-it i might as well just give on trying to get through the day the whole episode had me trippin for a good half hour
and to top it all off i go to fuckin safeway but some spageti sauce the cheap-ass safeway brand and one jalepno plus some 99cent bread get to the counter and i dont have my safeway card and not enough money to pay for the non card member price
fuck the moder world!!!